Dateline Elevator
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
DATELINE ELEVATOR is a Regretevator Fangame!!
Your days in the Regretevator are spent enjoying the floors, all the while repelling a certain dream parasite with the power of friendship. Because of this, you’re quite good friends with Melanie, who has been working hard to adapt to her current state of living.
Chaos aside, the days in the Regretevator have been quiet lately. Not much has been happening, and nobody talks to each other much anymore.
It all changed when Melanie called you one day for an idea that she had with Mozelle, and knowing the shenanigans those two go through, you just know you're in for a ride…
MEET YOUR BACHELORS!
Meet PartyNoob! Always up to party and easygoing! They are sure to be able to charm your heart. But will you be able to do the same?
Meet Pest! The enigmatic beetle who's all bark and bite! He might be prickly on the outside, but I'm sure he means well. Will you be able to break his shell?
Meet Infected! A skater who may or may not have some disease that he refuses to get treated for- I mean! He's the local gamer and neighbour next door. Will you be able to glitch your way into his heart?
WARNINGS
This game was originally made for April Fools! I'm just extremely late... So know that there are quite a bit of unserious parts to the game. (ALSO Yeucc said April Fools week so I can use that excuse too!)
They are also not accurate heights… those three bachelors are canonically the same height and i DONT CARE!!!!!! So ♥️
This game contains mentions of… bugs lol
Speaking of bugs, the gifting mechanic is EXTREMELY buggy lol so if you find a bug there uh.. Yeah... give them to Pest
Mild language that the roblox censor conveniently blocks!!
FEATURES YAY
- A total of ▮ bachelors! Wait, what happened to that number-
- 60+ minutes of play time!!!
- interactive gameplay? Uh... play my mini games!
- +14K words!! (I lost count lol)
- Gender Neutral MC because this is the WOKEVATOR
- Multiple Endings!!!
- Made to be replayable ;p
CREDITS
Game made by vanillamoontea
Special thanks to Midnight-Moodlet for helping me at the end because I ran out of time cuz I started finals and I forgot about it :p also she drew the cover/header here!
Characters belong to nilawafer, yeuc-c, Nicant, theo_catface, NotMakos and Catjammi respectively!
Renpy Auto Highlight + Kinetic Text: Wattson
Music: Bruno Le Roux, Christian Padovan, Marc Steinmeier, Desmarce, Dynzzdrasil, Gorilla Web, Jampartment, Marc Durst, Phil_Tryich, River347, centurion cee, Keith Mansfield and Clive Richardson
Oh and mobile releases are planned I just have to test it a bit and pray that they don't break before releasing it to the world.
I would love to know your opinion! Drop a comment or leave something anonymously in my strawpage or tumblr inbox! also if you find any bugs lol
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Oh my god i actually cant wait for the andriod/IOS versions to come out 😭😭
BEST TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE,,,,, THSI IS FIRE
The greatest 3 hours of gameplay ever conceived... they would NOT fucking do that, love it
Also, I was doing my first playthrough in vc with a friend and I used their name instead of mine, so the part when Folly used my actual name genuinely shocked me LOL
No walter 0 stars (jk this game was really funny i liked it alot)
is it possible to make it available for ChromeOS?
ChromeOS is basically gentoo, just make it work
Also, pressing "I Understand" doesn't seem to work when running the game through the .sh file
I thought there was a subfolder and now everything is mixed in with my other files god fuicking damn it
PEAKKKKK this is blessing to the fandom thank you. pest is so fine
can i date bive
100%'d the game just to date Folly
my beloved
How'd you do it?
When you are with pest, Theres a option that says "Why is there a centipede in the railing" If you click, It will appear a option that says "Kill on sight" Touch it, If you click, You should start with one heart with folly.
Thanks
How do I get Melanie..🙏🙏🙏 I want the rabbit. I need it. Ive tried... so hard... I need this. 🙏
get everyone to 5 hearts
thank you. thank you so much.
nearly had a physical heart attack seeing folly's ending like my chest feels funny thank u op from the bottom of my silly selfshipper heart <3
I didn't go in expecting much, but it's safe to say I thoroughly enjoyed myself. For a game made as a joke, I can tell a lot of thought and effort was put into it from the story to the art. And, speaking of the art, do these spectacular artists post anywhere? I would love to give them a follow on other platforms! Wonderful work :)
TYSM!!! The cover art is midnight-moodlet who's on tumblr and bluesky, the rest of the art is made by me (vanillamoontea) and I got a tumblr, twitter and bluesky, so pick your poison!I'm glad you enjoyed the game!
Great! I'll go ahead and give you both a follow <3
last bachelor made me fumble, freeze and freak out omg I love my wife AHAHAHAHAHHA
I REALLY LOVED ENDING E for a second I thought Melanie wasn't an option but SHE WAS AND I WAS SO PLEASED HADSHDASKHASKDADKSH anyway 10/10 game time to get the folly ending..
Just got ending E
Sex update when
Thats a joke btw, since i wrote it, i have no idea if it looks like its a joke but it is
I guess its not really funny though
it WAS funny, chin up king!
what jangoblango said I SCREAMED SO HARD sorry no sex update king :[
how do i uhh play does it not work on mobile
not yet! Mobile release will be soon, I'm still working on it, please stay tuned!
i love my girlfriend
I LOVE ENDING E. so cute, would play again just for the ending E pathway. thank you for creating this, i never knew i needed this, my life has changed for the better.
YAYYY YOURE WELCOME! Ending E was actually one of my favourites to write, YOURE VERY MUCH WELCOME :DD
i am so completely normal about pest i totally wasn't just making non-human noises the entire time nuh uh nope i am a sane individual
youre so me fr (youre very very welcome!)
FELL IN LOVE. AND OFC FOLLYS ENDING IS MY FAV ( OH TO HAVE A GF WHO IS LITERALLY MALICE ITSELF
AND A TALL BBG)>w<PESTS WAS SO CUTE ASWELL (ALSO RLLY LIKED HOW YOU USED THEIR VAL. OUTFITS FOR THEN ENDINGSS?? >:D)
ALSO TY FOR ADDING UNPLEASENT CONTENT (EVEN IT IF WAS ONLY A JOKE) IM DOWN BAD FOR THAT...THING
YAYYY TYSM!!! IM SUPER GLAD CUZ I WORKED REAL HARD ON THOSE ENDINGS :D
ALSO YOURE... WELCOME FOR THE UNPLEASANT CONTENT... HELPPP:LD:KFES
HOW DO I GET FOLLY TO ALL HEARTS PLEASEE
WELL she is the being of malice... maybe taking a wrong answer here and there on the others might help...
You piss off pest by killing a centipede, it gives you an extra heart at the beginning of the minigame
Not the only way to get Folly's heart! There's actually multiple ways to get her extra heart, experiment around, she says something different each time ;]